From the daily archives:
Twitter? I don’t even know ‘er.- also, i know i've said it before, but i need a friggin' BRO in this city. wings! beer! possibly billiards?
- okay, i'm officially giving up on salvage attempts and writing off today as an unrelenting suckfest.
- so i guess what i'm saying is, thanks, technology, for in some ways making the world a better place.
Stalker!
