Comments on: The Kind of Girl Who … pulls up a seat and joins you for lunch

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 08:32:38 +0000

Last year, when I was able to walk, I always had some time in between my classes for lunch, so I’d go to one of the on-campus cafes and, since I don’t really like eating alone, I’d always find a cute shy-looking guy alone and ask if I could join him. It never did amount to anything but at least I had some eye candy during lunch. They were all capable of chewing with their mouths closed too.

By: Riff Dog

Riff Dog — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:50:42 +0000

I could deal with the roofer part. I could maybe deal with the drunk part. I could maaaayyyybe deal with the lousy teeth part.

But there’s no way I could deal with chewing with mouth open part. Almost as much as I couldn’t deal with the he being a guy part.

By: Dating is My Hobby

Dating is My Hobby — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:15:15 +0000

“Maybe I should spend more time hanging out around Harvard and MIT”. Amazing. Let me know how that goes.

By: f.B

f.B — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:41:43 +0000

I’m sure that he thought once you asked to sit down across from him that all of his work was done. You made “the move;” you reached out; that all he had to do was be himself, which had, to him, just worked splendidly.

But this is so why we should always be on our toes. Because drunk-driving stories are always too familiar for the first ten minutes of almost any conversation.

By: bellyshirts

bellyshirts — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:16:58 +0000

oh my gosh I hate when random gross guys come sit next to me and talk when I’m just trying to get stuff done. Happened allll the time when I used to commute on the train!

By: Aldonza

Aldonza — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:21:37 +0000

In his defense, you brought up the vodka. And you sat down with him. In his world, *you* were coming on to *him*.

By: Zstep

Zstep — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:06:40 +0000

Black metal never fails to amuse. The 15 second mark of this video has the requisite lambs head on a stick, followed by gyrating naked bodies covered in blood…inevitably followed by the burning, upside down cross. All hail Gorgoroth! Norwegian Black Metuhl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFn26ntmSsg

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:28:46 +0000

@Rebel Mel: I read and loved your Nic Cage post a while ago — was that at Great Scott? ’cause every time I walk by I’m like, hmmmm, is Mr. Cage there?! (I kind of have an old-dude crush on him.)

@Ms. Terri: You know what they say: the first sip always goes straight to the … uh … libido, let us say, in place of the real phrase.

By: Ms. Terri

Ms. Terri — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:46:57 +0000

I LOVE red-headed sluts! Only thing is, when I drink them, I *become* one!

By: Rebel Mel

Rebel Mel — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:39:30 +0000

It’s very true – about the asshole drink thing. At my bar, it’s pretty much PBR or shots of whiskey. If you’re ordering something else, you’re probably not a regular. I worked the other night… “Can I have a red death?” “can I have a kamikaze?” “can I have a red headed slut?” “can I have a martini?” after making a martini and handing to the recipient “can I make that two?”

I’ll have to make a post on Stoner Metal for you sometime. I did, however, make a post titled “Nicolas Cage vs. Black Metal” that is listed on the sidebar of my blog that you might be interested in checking out. Very hilarious.