Comments on: The Kind of Girl Who … helps herself to a big ol' slice of beefcake (guest post by sandyb)

By: Crimson Rose

Crimson Rose — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:03:25 +0000

Isn’t it interesting that your male coworker was so comfortable (and very excited!) about a woman being naked around him, but you were so skeezed out by a naked man? Genders are strange things.

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:09:18 +0000

Um. YES. I clearly would so be there. (Even though my mom has officially warned me against playdates w/ sandyb, after this post. Whatevs, though. She’s just jealous.)

By: sandyb

sandyb — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:17:04 +0000

You + NTKOG + Me + martinis = best story EVER.

Dangerous, indeed.

By: LiLu

LiLu — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:58:21 +0000

“The Verdict: I am the kind of girl who will do anything for a good story. (And a stiff martini.)”

We would be very, VERY ~~good~~ dangerous friends.

By: nikki

nikki — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:25:45 +0000

I need to get my ass to Montreal, evidently.

By: carissajaded

carissajaded — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:14:54 +0000

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE alskdjalskdo… Reading about his peen jumping around, and his shiny body. I mean I love men and seeing them naked, but that gave me a major case of the heebie jeebies!

By: Mom

Mom — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:03:30 +0000

“He dances. He flexes. He undulates through the hips. His penis flaps and bops about, like a kid jacked on sugar, trying to high-five me, but missing.”

Dear, your friend Sandy B. is indeed very literary. Suggest that you might consider canceling any upcoming play dates with her (just say you have a cold).

Did I ever tell you the story of your father and me at the Chat Noir in Copenhagen in 1973? You might ask Dad at Christmas, but be sure that Sister is not in ear shot.

By: sandyb

sandyb — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:23:21 +0000

Very observant Muscles, indeed.
All I can say is that:

a) Montrealers are renowned for their craft of over reacting to everything, even their own genitalia.
b) I would go so far as to say that my drink was likely stiffer than he was. True.
c) His thing was acrobatic I tell you. Acrobatic.
d) (And I really hope NTKOG Mom or my husband or MY mom aren’t reading this..) What he lacked in circumference he made up for in, um, length (although the missing pubic hair, I’m sure, could have added to that equation.)

God, I love my job.

By: Muscles

Muscles — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:15 +0000

Having been trained as a naked-in-public artist, I have one question. No erection?

“flaps and bobs” definitely sounds flaccid, but no one has ever called their soft penis a “cock” – that’s a hard penis.

I love journalism.

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:10:45 +0000

!!!!!! omg! I thought strip clubs were our chance to objectify them for once!