Comments on: TKOG Who sweats it out (moderately TMI Thursday)

By: Danielle

Danielle — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:17:05 +0000

Plan B also costs about $50-75 and a great deal of anxiety. Condoms are way easier on the mind. Thank you TKOF Mom.

By: Mom

Mom — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:41:37 +0000

Thank you dear. You may have something there. TKOG told me that Plan B is some young women’s Plan A and when they discover the cost of Plan B they just let nature take it’s course. Should any young lady find herself without the funds to cover Plan B, please email TKOG and I’ll happily loan the funds ASAP. Yesterday while purchasing color enhancement for TKOG’s dad several large packages of Trojan “Fantasy” enhanced ribbed condoms with lubricants were hooked right in front of said hair dye. I must lecture here dears, it is your responsibility to carry in your purses adequate birth control incase you have a lapse in judgement. (This does not apply to TKOG.) That said, please do not cut corners purchasing condoms, foams etc from the 99 Cent Store or Dollar Store. Hot pink and bilious green condoms called “Fantazy” are not the quality that NTKOG readers should use. I rant, but as dear readers, I know you will listen. Sorry Sister to discuss this “hot” topic: doubt you read this far. Remember dear, you were immaculately conceived and TKOG via the turkey baster so I know only what I have learned on the Lifetime channel.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:45:08 +0000

Can I give your mom a hug? She is magical.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:44:30 +0000

Bread is actually a myth. It just spikes your blood sugar levels due to the simple carbs in it and will make you drunk faster (and thus get over your drunken state faster), but it won’t prevent a hangover or anything. Protein, hydration, and electrolytes are the way to go.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:41:25 +0000

1) I knew the post was trouble when I read the first sentence. Hangovers come from dehydration, and working out causes you to sweat what little water you already have in your system!
2) Consuming protein before drinking helps to significantly reduce your alcohol content by up to 40%. College health center-approved.
3) Take a multivitamin and eat a banana with a couple glasses of water as soon as you wake up. It will help replace your B vitamins and potassium so you won’t have that awful sluggish feeling.
4) Pedialite. No joke. Helps when you have the most awful bout of vomiting EVER. Has anyone else ever vomited so much that you get that awful yellow bile come out? Yeah. Pedialite helps with that. (and I believe it’s sugar-free!)
5) I had the worst hangover this weekend and I had NONE of the above suggestions to help me out. I just slept all day and hoped my parents wouldn’t know I was severely hungover.

By: ClevelandPoet

ClevelandPoet — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:25:40 +0000

a shot o jack as soon as you wake in the morning!

could you imagine if you did take a nap on someone’s stoop???

By: Ken O

Ken O — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:10:20 +0000

Spoken like a true Scot, whether you are or not! :D

By: rebel mel

rebel mel — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:38:37 +0000

Oh dear god, the worst hangovers are those from wine! I can only imagine how you felt afterward! I don’t get hangovers too often, but when I do, they are fucking brutal. I usually start by taking asprin and drinking as much water as humanly possible. Be careful though, this one time I thought I was doing great, my head wasn’t hurting so much and I successfully drank three large bottles of water in about an hour, while drifting in and out of sleep. Then, I woke up, and vommed the water everywhere. Horrible. Seriously.

But yes, seriously, eat eggs. Tons of protein. Good for you. I know its hard to deal with the smell (I have a friend who refers to eggs as “fart flavored jello”) Also, eat a banana, the potassium is good for hangovers. After you do that, if you still feel like hell, your only option might be throwing up. I always feel better after that.

Cheers? Or not?

By: LiLu

LiLu — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:24:48 +0000

Oh.

Oh, your sister wins.

And we all lose.

By: Paula

Paula — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:46:12 +0000

I didn’t expect this to end so well, to be honest. Hangovers and gyms just don’t go . . .