Comments on: TKOG Who has probably watched Deep Throat too many times (mega TMI Thursday and pics NSFW to boot!)

By: Chez_Moneux

Chez_Moneux — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:42:46 +0000

Why does the color matter? One was tiny, one was GIGANTIC. Enough said.

By: The Ex

The Ex — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 02:52:43 +0000

Hell yea! There you go! Well said! You make my soul a smiley face. Also sad about girls who don’t like to receive it! What a waste!

By: dating is my hobby

dating is my hobby — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 02:48:20 +0000

I have actually been to that bar as well…but I did not witness this spectacular drink option. Dear. Lord. you are a brave soul, but deep-throating is obviously Not Your Kind of Fun. (Is it really anyone’s?)

By: kahlia

kahlia — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:43:03 +0000

haha, that fact that you recognized that “no one was even smoking inside” = touristy means that you totally “get” Barcelona! As a non-smoker (among other reasons), I vacillate between loving and hating this city a few times a day!

By: Zandria

Zandria — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:09:27 +0000

Um, I have absolutely nothing against anything big and black but that dildo was fucking SCARY-looking.

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:58:56 +0000

omg, The Ex! I was remiss in wasting this opportunity to further my life mission of being oral sex’s biggest cheerleader!

YOU GUYS! ORAL SEX IS THE BEST! It is fun and playful and messy! That is basically everything good in the world in one small (or big! or medium! NO JUDGING!) package! etc, etc, etc. I always assume we’re past the age of people thinking oral sex is taboo or grotesque. Then I talk to girls who don’t like to give or receive it and MY SOUL IS A FROWNY FACE.

Happy, The Ex? (Also, I’m emailing you pictures of the teabagging shot right now.)

By: The Ex

The Ex — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:47:44 +0000

Yikes! Horrifying! Why was it so big? Why was the bartender touching your neck? Wow, I can tell this was seriously traumatizing to TKOG, because there wasn’t even a bit of pro-fellatio equivocation in the story. I hope you get back on the horse and on the bully pulpit… y’know, once you recover.

“I am: to the archetypal sorority girl as Valtrex is to the archetypal sorority girl’s herpes.”
hahahahahahahaha

“one fantastic shot in which a plastic drinking straw is blown into a bubble that you must teabag until your mouth (and hair) are flooded with sticky-sweet banana liqueur”
I don’t understand this one at all. What is the bubble made out of? The plastic straw? The bubble is in your mouth?

“Um, can we please elect a first female president who gets her own sex scandal so we can have equal-opportunity grody novelty bar shots?!”
I love it. Oh man, it would be so messy.

Finally, have you heard of my new band, “communal dildo fungal throat disease”?

We’re awful.

By: nikki

nikki — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 01:13:02 +0000

Wow. I can’t believe the disparity between the two dildos. It’s incredibly unfair. But it does make for some good TMI reading!

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:55:14 +0000

True that, about the cheesiness of the bar — it was so touristy that no one was even smoking inside! But when Kiss-Ducker told me about the bar it sounded so schmaltzy that I just had to go. The other bars we went to were actually cool, I swear!

By: kahlia

kahlia — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:42:33 +0000

also, I’ll be in Barcelona starting tomorrow! Please tell K-D and other-reader-whose-name-I-forgot (which I feel bad about because she was nice) to call me and we can meet up! 667.901.887