Vajazzle Kit Giveaway!

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The dazzling minds at Vajazzleville.com have very generously donated three vajazzle kits to this blog. You know what this means, loves: VAJAZZLE KIT GIVEAWAY!

If you haven’t, take a mo to read my review of my vajazzling experience. And if you’ve already read it, then — uh, can we just take a second to contemplate how weird it is that I’m suddenly vajazzle proselytizer #1? BUT I AM. Because vajazzling was surprisingly amazing.

In order to enter, just leave a comment on this blog entry. (You’d probably also be smart to follow @vajazzleville on Twitter, because they do giveaways on Fridays. I know I’ll be entering. I have a sickness — and both the cause and solution are vajazzling.)

Because I haven’t said the word vajazzle enough, here are the top ten reasons you really should throw your cares to the wind and try vajazzling:

1. Vajazzleville kits only take fifteen seconds to apply, and come in a variety of cute patterns.
2. Bathroom breaks at work are approximately 500% more fun when you spend thirty seconds twisting your pelvis to admire the light playing on your crotch disco ball.
3. Surprise everyone who’s grown complacent with your vagina! Including but not limited to: your sig, your gyno, and those annoying neighbors who can close their own damn blinds if they’re really so concerned about privacy.
4. Next time vajazzling comes up among your friends, you’ll have the “Oh! Funny story ’bout that…” to end all, oh, funny stories ’bout that.
5. As The Ex said, it’s easy to get guys to look down there, but when you vajazzle, they can’t look away.
6. It’s just kind of friggin’ hilarious.
7. You’re a feminist, dude. Things you can do with your vagina: whatever the hell you want. Talk to it, pet it, put on a puppet show with it. BEDAZZLE IT.
8. I’m sending out these kits from work, which, in the state of Massachusetts, I’m reasonably sure makes me a registered sex trafficker. Might as well make my noble sacrifice worthwhile.
9. Finally, a reason to justify all that soul-sucking pubic hair removal.
10. You know you want to try it, dude. Look into your heart.

Leave a comment! By noon on Friday! Then I might send you a free vajazzle kit! And you, like me, will be weirdly won over and confused about why you’re so fond of vajazzling that you ignore your mother’s urgent email pleas with you to stop writing about vagina stuff on the internet!

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