While we’re talking about bodies, on Secret Society of List Addicts: tattoos I’d consider getting if tattoos weren’t a terrible idea for my body.
The dazzling minds at Vajazzleville.com have very generously donated three vajazzle kits to this blog. You know what this means, loves: VAJAZZLE KIT GIVEAWAY!
If you haven’t, take a mo to read my review of my vajazzling experience. And if you’ve already read it, then — uh, can we just take a second to contemplate how weird it is that I’m suddenly vajazzle proselytizer #1? BUT I AM. Because vajazzling was surprisingly amazing.
In order to enter, just leave a comment on this blog entry. (You’d probably also be smart to follow @vajazzleville on Twitter, because they do giveaways on Fridays. I know I’ll be entering. I have a sickness — and both the cause and solution are vajazzling.)
Because I haven’t said the word vajazzle enough, here are the top ten reasons you really should throw your cares to the wind and try vajazzling:
- Vajazzleville kits only take fifteen seconds to apply, and come in a variety of cute patterns.
- Bathroom breaks at work are approximately 500% more fun when you spend thirty seconds twisting your pelvis to admire the light playing on your crotch disco ball.
- Surprise everyone who’s grown complacent with your vagina! Including but not limited to: your sig, your gyno, and those annoying neighbors who can close their own damn blinds if they’re really so concerned about privacy.
- Next time vajazzling comes up among your friends, you’ll have the “Oh! Funny story ’bout that…” to end all, oh, funny stories ’bout that.
- As The Ex said, it’s easy to get guys to look down there, but when you vajazzle, they can’t look away.
- It’s just kind of friggin’ hilarious.
- You’re a feminist, dude. Things you can do with your vagina: whatever the hell you want. Talk to it, pet it, put on a puppet show with it. BEDAZZLE IT.
- I’m sending out these kits from work, which, in the state of Massachusetts, I’m reasonably sure makes me a registered sex trafficker. Might as well make my noble sacrifice worthwhile.
- Finally, a reason to justify all that soul-sucking pubic hair removal.
- You know you want to try it, dude. Look into your heart.
Leave a comment! By noon on Friday! Then I might send you a free vajazzle kit! And you, like me, will be weirdly won over and confused about why you’re so fond of vajazzling that you ignore your mother’s urgent email pleas with you to stop writing about vagina stuff on the internet!
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Definitely sign me up! I loved your review yesterday…it was probably one of my favorite NTKOG. Maybe because I never considered myself the type to vajazzle, and now I’m curious.
/SOLD!
Ack! I really super want one. I don’t know why. Can’t describe it. I think your blogpost won me over.
:D
OK. I need to laugh when I look at my….cushion top….so…consider me entered!!
These sound amazingly fun on their own. And seriously, I will do anything at this point to make work even 2% more fun. :)
Oh, yes. Yes please. Vajazzle me.
Because if I actually payed money for this, I would have to disown myself, but if you send me a free one, I’ll be like, ‘Well, it was a gift, it would be rude not to try it’. And that can also be my excuse to the SO, when he is blinded by my dazzling vagina.
Wow. I definitely have to get in on this. Love your blog, by the way.
Haha, I’m in. This sounds like one of those ridiculous things that I am always down to try.
I laughed at how ridiculous this seemed when I first saw Jennifer Love Hewitt talking about her vejazzles. Now, my pelvic area says, “Bring it on!”
Holy crap. I’m going to enter… but I cannot guarantee that I’ll post pictures up after I do it. Because my mom and step mom seeing my vajazzling may be too much.
Oh you know I want it! ;)
This phenomenon deserves to be in my pants! Haha
Oh my god this would be the perfect birthday gift for my awesome friend. Seriously, this product was made for this girl. And we’re going to a nude Korean bath for her bday, so yeah, guess she would get to show it off. Awesome. You know you want to make this happen.
lol i vant!
sign me up :)
Okay, so I’m a longtime lurker. Like I don’t comment, ever, anywhere, because it seems weird to me. But this? This is worth commenting for. It’s my 1 year wedding anniversary on June 6th, and I so badly want to bust this out on my unsuspecting husband. It would be awesome.
This is too ridiculous not to try. I’m in!
I have kept checking my google reader to see if you’ve done this yet. It really didn’t appeal to me at all until you said it was surprisingly amazing. So I think I need to test this out, but not sure I’d dish out the money on a kit myself!
I refuse to enter any contests until they come out with a Penazzle version!
Oooh, WANT!!! TKOG, Vajazzle me, please!!
XO
Until your educational last post, I was skeptical.
Now I’m hooked. I want to try an NTKOG of my own.
I need one of these. My bathroom revulsion has gotten so bad I’m pretty sure my kidneys are about to go on complete strike, if my bladder doesn’t explode or leave me first.
But maybe if my cushion top was SPARKLY I’d want to go in there more! Or at least not hate it so much!
Plus, hello, I need more reasons for my husband to never leave me alone ever!
Until your review I thought this was just really weird. But you know what they say, don’t diss it ’till you try it and I certainly want to try it.
Give it a month or so, Rip Dog, I’m sure Penazzle is on its way!
consider me entered! i ran this by my boyfriend and he thinks it’s too scratchy. but i think once he gets an eyeful he will change his mind immediately and be as obsessed about vajazzling as i am.
Oh HELL yes. Anything that can convert a skeptic as yourself is a must to try.
You have me curious, sign me up!
Oh man, this is too good NOT to enter! I’m totally not TKOG when it comes to porn starring-out my privates, but there are only so many opportunities you get to ice out your muffin in one lifetime. . .
Haha, I love reasons #2 and #5. :) Way to spruce up the work day!
Wanted this immediately after reading your post.
Haha! I absolutely want to try one now. Please!
Well, now that I know you actually put it on your…. erm, cushion top… and not your… erm, you know (gosh, you’re way better at talking about this in public than I am!), I’m pretty curious. It really would take my next Brazilian wax the extra mile.
Oh I am totally in! I will vajazzle, take pix (tasteful, non-revealing only), pimp their Twitter. Whatevs!! Good times!!
I’m in! I would even consider waxing my personals just so I could try it.
I stumbled across your blog a few weeks ago and just had to respond to this one! Getting a Brazilian next week and this would put the icing on the muffin…Vajazzle me please :)
Oh my dear. I’m not normally one for sparkles and rhinestones (I prefer to leave this up to the pros… and Dolly Parton) but you have sold me. Count me in! xo
I am not sure about this, but I’ve been reading your blog for a while and totally trust your judgement. Let’s do this!
I just got a nose ring, so why not throw two sheets to the wind and vagazzle while I’m at it?
Isn’t the cushion top part of your vulva? Or more specifically, the mons pubis?
Regardless, I’m a huge advocate of Vajazzling–or Vulvazzling. Or Monsazzling. Or whatever. I feel like a literally interpreted vajazzler would do more harm than good to her respective ladybit’s self-esteem. (Not to mention what it would do to her boyfriendbits.)
Dude! You’re totally right! I was apparently stuck on the lazy modern definition of “vagina” that includes the whole situation, but, yes, technically we’re talking vulvazzling. VULVAZZLING. Love it.
Nice! Sign me up!
I’m well over 40, and I know what it is.
if Marilyn Monroe were still around she’d probably say something classy like, “a girl can should never stop looking for body parts to cover in diamonds.” since she’s not, I’ll attempt to fulfill her wishes if you send me a vajazzle kit. cause boys are like crows and I think you know how to put 2 + 2 together with that one.
…can should? ugh. that’s what I get for typing on an iPod. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
I totally want to VAJAZZLE. but only so i can say VAJAZZLE.
This is insane. I totally want to do it!
need need need them (and I don’t say need)…and do you want to know why I need them. Well I recently had my (4 year) engagement broken off, I have a broken heart & my life is in a state of flux & I think my vagina & I would benefit from a little beautifying and what better way to do so than to get my VAJAZZLE on!!
Love the blog by the way…totally inspiring.
Yay, vajazzle! Sign me up! (Do the sequins catch the light and make rainbows on the wall?!)
Okay, total vajazzling skeptic, but I’m totally sold from yesterday’s post. Count me in for the drawing!
I am strangely attracted to this idea. Who would have thought…
I really really hope I actually win this. If I don’t… well I’ll probably just buy my own.
I think it might be the “ooh bright shiny pretty!” mentality…
also- thanks for the giveaway!
I don’t know if I’m allowed to enter, being abroad, but I really want to!!! I want a sparkling vajayjay. (I’m the only person in scotland to use that word, apparently…) Please can I win??? PLEASE???? :(
bah! I can’t believe I even want this! It sounds sneakily fun – thanks for keeping up the blog ~ its so much fun to read!
Thanks!
I want! It’ll give me the incentive to finally try out waxing! Eek!
OK, I’ll bite…Sign me up for the free trial ;D
I’m hesitant, but your experience makes me want to try it!