Well, last this week, at any rate.
Dudes! Lady-dudes! I have officially received the greatest email of my short life. Check out this custom drawing that the lethally badass Amber of Nostomanic just drew me:
Thanks for noticing, Alec! A lady always likes to hear that her practice has paid off.
Not only does Amber have a firm grasp on Mr. Baldwin’s magnificent chest hair situation, but she writes one of the five best blogs on the whole dang internet and is basically an all-time baller. Awesome!
I also love that I’ve gotten two of the best blog-related emails of my life this week, and they couldn’t be more different. To wit: one naked picture of Alec Baldwin; one letter to my stuffed elephant, written by a fuzzy hippo. Apparently the path to my heart is paved with … abdominal fur? Well. That got weird.
Okay, off to the long weekend. Back on Monday Tuesday with 100% more NTKOG adventures and approximately 83% fewer nude portraits of Alec Baldwin. Have a great weekend, guys!
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Amber, dear, this is a beautiful line drawing. You are very talented. However, upon closer examination I do believe it is darling Daniel (the fat Baldwin brother) and the star of one of my favorite Lifetime films.
One of your favorite Lifetime films? How can you even narrow it down, mom?!
Dear, excellent point. If I had to choose between “Twisted Desire” or “Open House” I ‘d have to go with the later. A dear woman, whose husband dumps her for a gorgeous blonde, rents out rooms to strangers i.e. DANIEL BALDWIN. Lifetime calls it an “Inspired Tearjerker.” I’m inspired, dear: we have four unused bedrooms upstairs and I’m thinking…..
Dude, if you rent out the upstairs bedroom and ANY Baldwin (including but not limited to Angry Baldwin, Christian Baldwin, Made For TV Baldwin or — of course — The One True Baldwin) moves in, I am moving back home immediately.
Done deal, dear.
Can we do a deal; I’ll be your wingman for a run on Alex, if you’ll be my winggirl for a run on Tina Fey! :twisted:
I love that you received email about chest hair. I wish my email was HALF that interesting. (Most of the time, it’s Sephora trying to sell me crap I don’t need.)
Thanks for posting that pic! I love the drawings that Nostomanic does. I also love your blog! Thanks for continuing the project!
Dear NTKOG,
I’m honored that my correspondence with dear Nichka made your day. Please let her know that I am anxiously awaiting her reply and that I would gladly press her trunk to my fuzzy chest whilst serenading her with time-honored river songs.
-FH
Maybe we could collab on that Alec ballad? I know some music and you’re pretty hot with words and rhyming.
PS: This Fuzzy Hippo sounds like boyfriend material. Gosh!
BIG-TIME BOYFRIEND! And we should totally collaborate on the Baldwin Ballad. Skype chat? You could record it and put it on your YouTube channel.