tkog-how: lucid dreaming for (real) dummies

May 4, 2011

TKOG-how: how to lucid dream. aka how to harness the power of your mind to make out with people in a way that’s only, like, 45% total creepshow.

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the cat’s out of the bag

May 3, 2011

You guys! I am an actual earth human! I introduce myself, after two years and finally losing all of my, like, three thousand daily visitors. I’m all about striking while the iron has an inch of ice on it.

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these are the things i worry about:

May 2, 2011

I worry.

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Ten Things I Learned About Applying To MFA Programs (From Actually Applying To MFA Programs): part two

March 23, 2011

Ten Things I Learned About Applying To MFA Programs (From Actually Applying To MFA Programs). Step 2: If the least selective school you apply to has a 2.5% acceptance rate, you’re just begging for heartache. Step 3: There are well-funded programs that idiots like me haven’t heard of and, therefore, don’t apply to. Step 4: Every school you apply to might be the only school you get into. Treat each decision accordingly.

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Ten Things I Learned About Applying To MFA Programs (From Actually Applying To MFA Programs): part one

March 22, 2011

Ten Things I Learned About Applying To MFA Programs (From Actually Applying To MFA Programs). Step One: Stop reading this and go work on your goddamn sample.

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where i am today mentally…

March 8, 2011

Grad school acceptances!

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my continuing adventures as a high-five samurai

February 24, 2011

High-fivin’ cashiers, writin’ stories with vulgar titles, and gettin’ obsessed with just about the cutest song I’ve ever heard. Joy.

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the ides of february

February 14, 2011

I miraculously got into an MFA program. This is going to feel really, really great once my Seasonal Affective Disorder lets up.

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TKOG Who drew a dinosaur

January 31, 2011

Draw A Dinosaur Day 2011!

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TKOG Who clears a seat on the train for destiny

January 28, 2011

NTKOG Year Two, #18: The kind of spontaneous romantic who, when presented with the culmination of astronomical odds, wagers her heart (and a potentially awkward two-hour train ride) on the chance that it might. be. fate.

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