Infrequently Asked Questions Series

I put out a call for any little questions you guys might have, and WOW did you reply in spades! Here all links to all of the posts so far in the Infrequently Asked Questions series. Got any more? Shoot ‘em over!

Infrequently Asked Questions, Part 1. Including: that time I broke up with a dude in a sex motel on Easter Sunday; raising the size of watermelons; exactly why my mother is so damn awesome; my total lack of a book deal (shocking, I know!).

Infrequently Asked Questions, Part 2: Including: my top five deserted island books; why I’m getting the hell out of Boston in fall ’11 (hint: totally unsexy answer); Ex Lax brownies; pie v. cake smackdown; why you wouldn’t look twice if you passed me on the street.

Infrequently Asked Questions, Part 3: ALL ABOUT THE EX. The whole (non-)sordid story of the break-up.

Infrequently Asked Questions, Part 4: Hairdressers mocking me on a bi-coastal basis; weeping on Nabokov’s grave, and other book reminisces; awful advice about getting along with co-workers; and one of you cocksuckers asks about my favorite swear word.

Ask Me Anything contest winners (and answers to winning questions). Featuring reflections on The Drones Club and an annotated poem I wrote in the seventh grade. About suicide. Because I was a champion.

Infrequently Asked Questions, part 5. Featuring my aggressive anti-sock agenda; regrets from the project so far; British ejaculations; the biggest change this project has made in me; yes, that was me in the July issue of a national beauty magazine.

Actually Frequently Asked Questions, part 6. Featuring my top three PG Wodehouse recommendations and some behind-the-scenes on how the NTKOG project has changed me. As, y’know, a real person, not just an internet person.